Hey man -

Lets see how closely you pay attention. Can you tell what’s really being said here?

Sn.

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Printer.

As I sit here at work, I can see my printer. It’s made of plastic, mostly. It says “Hewlett Packard LaserJet 1100 on the front. I put those words in italics because that’s how it appears on the front of the printer. I guess it’s designed to attract the eye and be “catchy” for marketing and branding purposes. Looking at the font, I immediately think of “speed.” Speed is a good noun to associate with a printer. Please.

I would say the dimensions of the printer are 15×30x30, so it is fairly small. The shape is odd, and difficult to describe. It’s rectangular but with a curved (convex) front. The top is slightly concave, and the back and sides are completely straight. There are these two half-cone type things at the bottom, in the middle of each side. Let.

The front of the printer has this big gap at the bottom. I do not know what this is for, but it looks like technology. On the top, there are two flat pieces of plastic sticking out, presumably so that the paper can rest standing up – both before and after something has printed. Me.

There are three round buttons on the top – no wait, only one of them is a button. Please accept my apologies for misleading you (the reader). The button is the biggest circle but it’s more of a half-sphere than a circle. Who’d have thought that huh? The other two circles are lights. One of them is currently yellow. I do not know what yellow means. Poop.

One of the most important parts about my printer is the plug. There is a plug in the back that extends out, eventually going into the wall socket so that it can have power to print things. In.

Less exciting but equally important is the network cable, which connects my computer with the printer. This allows me to print stuff from my computer using special technological advances. Your.

Lastly, the printer is a very light grey in color, almost white like the skin of an alien. Mouth.

Good luck with all of your endeavors and Happy Easter!

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Stephen.

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